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Why let the character you truly want to be live only in your head? Waste no more time, immerse yourself and become them, says Joe Bromley

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Joe Bromley20 September 2022

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She’s game for a wine at one. Honey, you want one too? Sleek, strappy, starving for more — the steamed clams come with Cartier. Order! She’ll try the soufflé Suissesse in slinky linen slacks. I want the salmon rillettes. The stilettos are twisted — gold leaf or stomping on nail varnish — and dinky Dior bags are starter size. Clack, clack, clack. Crack the oysters open and… breathe. Darling, this one’s on me.