Jermain Defoe has advertised for a 'highly experienced' Executive Personal Assistant to help the Sunderland striker manage Defoe Enterprise Ltd.
The 32-year-old, who scored his second goal of the season during Saturday's 1-1 draw with Swansea City, is a busy boy and needs an extra pair of hands around the house.
The Former England international has released a detailed job description to let potential applicants know precisely what will be expected from them.
There is a host of responsibilities to ensure that Defoe's welfare is looked after along with a list of errands that includes organising all of Jermain’s personal needs such as drycleaning and house refurbishments as well as sourcing interior designers.
Defoe's fridge must always be fully stocked and his house plants need to be watered regularly. The gardeners need to be overseen during their work too.
But it's not just the man himself that will need to be tended to. Family members Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase will need to be managed and organised by the new employee, as will the family pets.
The hours for the role are 9:30am - 5:30pm. But don't forget, you must be on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Interested? You can apply via SECSinthecity.
By the way, on top of all that, if you've got time - and if you don't you had better make time - Defoe would ideally like you to build him a global brand. All in a day's work.
